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<i>Gary obviously</i>
<i>left this translation</i>

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of the lost
pages for us to find.

3
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Though he may have
found a way to open the rift.

4
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Rift?

5
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<i>We believe</i>
<i>it's a mystic passage</i>

6
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between the human sphere
and the Dead lands.

7
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Pablo?!
Kelly?

8
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<i>Ruby killed me with the dagger.</i>

9
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I'm pretty sure I’m dead.

10
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Well, in Rome they called me

11
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mulier daemonium de igne.

12
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Demon Woman of fire.

13
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Kaya.

14
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<i>I have a vessel.</i>

15
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[ gasps ]

16
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So there’s this dance
tonight at school and...

17
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You want to go to a school dance
when evil is circling.

18
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[ screeching ]
[ screaming ]

19
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There’s a killer
in the school.

20
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[ crack ]

21
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Oh my God.

22
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Brandy?

23
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[ gasps ]

24
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What is this place?

25
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[ chittering noise ]

26
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[ screaming ]

27
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♪

28
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[ indistinct
police radio chatter ]

29
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<i>WOMAN: Take it out back.</i>

30
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[ sirens ]

31
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[ chatter ]

32
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Expand the search for
Ash Williams to state lines.

33
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<i>That son of a bitch</i>
<i>is gonna pay for what he did.</i>

34
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Poor kids.

35
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Everything is all messed up,
because of Ruby.

36
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Save it, Pablo.

37
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We went mano on
Ruby and she took the belt.

38
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I couldn't even save
my own daughter,

39
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<i>and now you're telling me</i>
<i>that the Kelly we know and love</i>

40
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isn’t even Kelly?

41
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<i>Kel told me herself.</i>

42
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<i>I think her spirit’s stuck</i>
<i>in that crazy rift place.</i>

43
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Ruby killed her and now some
demon’s taken over her body.

44
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Man, you know it's bad
when you don't know who's alive,

45
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who’s dead,
or somewhere in between...

46
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<i>MAN: Save my soul!</i>
<i>[ screaming ]</i>

47
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Wait a New York minute.

48
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Knowby!

49
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Yeah. Ruby Knowby.

50
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She’s the demon puta that
we got to fucking shank.

51
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No! No, no, no.

52
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Professor Knowby.

53
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Thirty years ago,
his spirit got stuck

54
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in what the book said was
a rift in time and space.

55
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Now if you've talked
to dead Kelly,

56
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Brandy’s in there too!

57
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All we have to do
is get into that rift,

58
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grab them, walk away Ray.

59
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Yeah, I don’t Jefe.

60
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I want 'em back
as bad as you do,

61
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but that sounds crazy risky.

62
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Pablo I lost my daughter
on my watch.

63
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I gotta do something.

64
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<i>So you wanna jump</i>
<i>into the thing</i>

65
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that turned that Knight
into a what the-fuck?

66
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<i>To save those two?</i>

67
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I would submit
to a prostate exam.

68
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[ scoffs ]

69
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Shit, Jefe?

70
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<i>You want to put Brandy’s spirit</i>
<i>back into her body, right?</i>

71
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I think we’ve got a problem.

72
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Coroner?

73
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Wait a second, those
vultures put her on a slab,

74
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she’s gonna be sushi!

75
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Pablo, I gotta get my
hands on my little girl's body

76
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before they do.

77
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♪

78
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How did I get here?

79
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[ footsteps running ]

80
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What is this place?

81
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Oh, Dad?

82
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Dad!

83
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Dad!

84
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Dad, if you’re
in there, please help me!

85
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[ chittering noises ]

86
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[ gasps ]

87
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GIRL: Hello?

88
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Hello?

89
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[ chittering noise ]

90
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<i>Hello?</i>

91
00:04:01,157 --> 00:04:03,159
Is anybody here?

92
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Where am I?

93
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[ rumbling ]

94
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[ screams ]

95
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[ screaming ]

96
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Help!

97
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Help!

98
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[ screaming ]

99
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Take my hand.

100
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Help!

101
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No!

102
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If it finds you,
it’ll take you too.

103
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[ screaming ]

104
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♪

105
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We'll have to put
her in the other way.

106
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<i>Great.</i>

107
00:05:07,842 --> 00:05:09,844
<i>-Got it?</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

108
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Ah, Jefe, hold up.

109
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Brandy’s body’s
not the only one back there.

110
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Oh, well,

111
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we’ll bring it back.

112
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Or dump it in some
well-ventilated area.

113
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[ engine starts ]
Ha ha!

114
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<i>Still got it.</i>

115
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Hey! Hey!

116
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<i>Shit!</i>
<i>Step on it Ash.</i>

117
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Go! Go! Go! Go!

118
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Let me in!

119
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[ tires screeching ]

120
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<i>♪ You can smile ♪</i>

121
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<i>♪ Every smile for the man</i>
<i>who held your hand ♪</i>

122
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<i>♪ Neath the pale moon light ♪</i>

123
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Just like old times, huh!

124
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<i>♪ But don't forget</i>
<i>who's taking you home ♪</i>

125
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<i>♪ And in whose arms</i>
<i>you're gonna be ♪</i>

126
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Pablo, take the wheel.

127
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I’ve gotta make sure
Brandy’s cinched up tight.

128
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Next stop,
my evil cellar.

129
00:06:00,478 --> 00:06:02,479
You got it, Jefe!

130
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[ cars honk ]
Oh shit!

131
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Okay!

132
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<i>♪ Laugh and sing ♪</i>

133
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<i>♪ But while we're apart ♪</i>

134
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<i>♪ Don't give your heart</i>
<i>to anyone ♪</i>

135
00:06:18,290 --> 00:06:21,312
<i>♪ But don't forget</i>
<i>who's taking you home ♪</i>

136
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I’m sorry I let
you down, kiddo.

137
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But I promise you this,

138
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<i>if you're still</i>
<i>out there somewhere,</i>

139
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I’ll bring you home.

140
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<i>♪ Baby don't you know</i>
<i>I love you so ♪</i>

141
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<i>♪ Can't you feel it</i>
<i>when we touch ♪</i>

142
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<i>♪ I will never never</i>
<i>let you go ♪</i>

143
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[ bones cracking ]

144
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♪

145
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You’re that Knight guy, right?

146
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Kelly’s friend?

147
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Pablo said you --
<i>--were killed?</i>

148
00:06:58,437 --> 00:06:59,818
Went demon?

149
00:06:59,918 --> 00:07:01,579
Yeah, I did.

150
00:07:01,679 --> 00:07:03,421
And then when the evil
was finished with me,

151
00:07:03,521 --> 00:07:04,661
I woke up here.

152
00:07:04,761 --> 00:07:06,763
<i>What’s your story?</i>

153
00:07:08,764 --> 00:07:11,826
My high school counselor
was a demon.

154
00:07:11,926 --> 00:07:13,107
<i>Ruby?</i>

155
00:07:13,207 --> 00:07:14,428
Yeah, I met her.

156
00:07:14,528 --> 00:07:15,949
That one’s bad news.

157
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Tell me about it.

158
00:07:19,171 --> 00:07:21,273
<i>So is this hell?</i>

159
00:07:21,373 --> 00:07:23,374
I don't know.

160
00:07:24,775 --> 00:07:27,037
I feel like maybe
Hell’s the next stop.

161
00:07:27,137 --> 00:07:29,138
[ chittering noise ]

162
00:07:30,539 --> 00:07:32,700
We need to move.
Come here.

163
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All right.

164
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<i>Where are we going?</i>

165
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It's hard to explain,

166
00:07:42,347 --> 00:07:43,688
but we think we found a place

167
00:07:43,788 --> 00:07:45,489
that thing doesn’t
come around as much.

168
00:07:45,589 --> 00:07:46,570
Wait, "we"?

169
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[ chittering noise ]
[ man yells ]

170
00:07:50,392 --> 00:07:52,814
Look, we’re gonna make
a run for the theater.

171
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When you hit the door,

172
00:07:54,115 --> 00:07:55,736
go wherever it leads
and take cover.

173
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Okay.
Ready?

174
00:07:56,837 --> 00:07:57,857
Yeah.

175
00:07:57,957 --> 00:07:59,458
Let’s move, go go go.

176
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♪

177
00:08:14,409 --> 00:08:16,510
That was a sweet ride, Jefe.

178
00:08:16,610 --> 00:08:19,072
Nice drivin’, Pablo,
but party time is over.

179
00:08:19,172 --> 00:08:22,294
We gotta get Brandy inside
and cheat us some death.

180
00:08:24,135 --> 00:08:26,136
♪

181
00:08:49,632 --> 00:08:51,634
[ panting ]

182
00:08:53,555 --> 00:08:55,376
Hey.

183
00:08:55,476 --> 00:08:56,617
Brandy?

184
00:08:56,717 --> 00:08:59,019
Don’t tell me that
Ruby got you too!

185
00:08:59,119 --> 00:09:00,620
Kelly?

186
00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:02,541
And you don’t ever disappear
like that again.

187
00:09:02,641 --> 00:09:03,982
What?

188
00:09:04,082 --> 00:09:05,383
You miss me?

189
00:09:05,483 --> 00:09:06,384
[ chittering noise ]

190
00:09:06,484 --> 00:09:07,625
Sssh, sssh, sssh.

191
00:09:07,725 --> 00:09:09,726
[ whispers ]
Come on, come on.

192
00:09:16,931 --> 00:09:18,592
How come we’re in the bar?

193
00:09:18,692 --> 00:09:20,793
<i>KELLY: I know.</i>
<i>It's fucking weird, huh?</i>

194
00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:23,275
Stuff doesn’t work here like it
does in the real world.

195
00:09:23,375 --> 00:09:24,476
Yeah, but none
of that matters, right?

196
00:09:24,576 --> 00:09:27,178
Because you have
a plan to get us out.

197
00:09:28,138 --> 00:09:29,559
I hate to say it Brandy,

198
00:09:29,659 --> 00:09:32,341
but right now "duck and cover"
is the best plan we got.

199
00:09:36,584 --> 00:09:38,606
Okay, so where is that Knight
chick who was kinda hot.

200
00:09:38,706 --> 00:09:40,527
I thought she was
standing guard down here?

201
00:09:40,627 --> 00:09:42,008
Ah, Zoe?

202
00:09:42,108 --> 00:09:43,169
Yeah.

203
00:09:43,269 --> 00:09:45,170
This was the last
place I saw her.

204
00:09:45,270 --> 00:09:48,372
Alright, we got some
ladies to bring back to life.

205
00:09:48,472 --> 00:09:50,834
So, how do we do this?

206
00:09:52,275 --> 00:09:53,536
This is your plan,
I thought you knew!

207
00:09:53,636 --> 00:09:55,257
Oh, come on, man.

208
00:09:55,357 --> 00:09:56,898
I don’t know anything
about this rift crap!

209
00:09:56,998 --> 00:09:58,419
You’re the Cuervo Especial--

210
00:09:58,519 --> 00:09:59,860
El Brujo Especial.

211
00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:01,501
Yeah, whatever!

212
00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:02,902
You shake your little rattle,
say some juju words,

213
00:10:03,002 --> 00:10:04,223
I jump in the rift.

214
00:10:04,323 --> 00:10:05,584
Oh, yeah and come back
demon-ized

215
00:10:05,684 --> 00:10:07,025
like that Knight guy?

216
00:10:07,125 --> 00:10:08,226
That didn’t work with Kelly!

217
00:10:08,326 --> 00:10:09,266
Yeah, but she was...
What?

218
00:10:09,366 --> 00:10:10,267
<i>A girl?</i>

219
00:10:10,367 --> 00:10:11,628
No. Jefe.
<i>Hot?</i>

220
00:10:11,728 --> 00:10:12,629
Pregnant?
Ahhh.

221
00:10:12,729 --> 00:10:14,110
You dog! Did you?

222
00:10:14,210 --> 00:10:16,431
No, Jefe.

223
00:10:16,531 --> 00:10:19,033
I think in order to get
to this evil dead place is if--

224
00:10:19,133 --> 00:10:21,314
Is to get really wasted
and do some ’shrooms?

225
00:10:21,414 --> 00:10:22,435
I can do that
in my sleep.

226
00:10:22,535 --> 00:10:24,396
No.

227
00:10:24,496 --> 00:10:26,498
I think you gotta
let the evil kill you.

228
00:10:28,779 --> 00:10:30,200
Okay, stop!

229
00:10:30,300 --> 00:10:31,801
It's one thing to

230
00:10:31,901 --> 00:10:34,483
"read from an evil book
and bad shit plagues your life."

231
00:10:34,583 --> 00:10:35,684
I never said anything

232
00:10:35,784 --> 00:10:37,886
about the "D" word
in all of my plans.

233
00:10:37,986 --> 00:10:39,247
Alright, well I don't
have any other ideas,

234
00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:40,247
so that’s all I got!

235
00:10:40,347 --> 00:10:42,349
Oh, boy.

236
00:10:50,194 --> 00:10:52,415
All right.

237
00:10:52,515 --> 00:10:53,896
I’ll do it for
Brandy and Kelly.

238
00:10:53,996 --> 00:10:55,858
So let’s go find some "evil"
to finish me off.

239
00:10:55,958 --> 00:10:58,519
Um, okay...

240
00:11:00,521 --> 00:11:02,182
The dagger.

241
00:11:02,282 --> 00:11:04,063
[ eerie whispers ]

242
00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:06,745
What if you use this?

243
00:11:06,845 --> 00:11:08,466
Brandy was
killed by it.

244
00:11:08,566 --> 00:11:10,748
What if you just
stab yourself?

245
00:11:10,848 --> 00:11:12,189
Really?

246
00:11:12,289 --> 00:11:14,290
Could work?

247
00:11:18,653 --> 00:11:21,335
Well, I guess if
it’s the only way...

248
00:11:39,387 --> 00:11:40,488
Okay, no. Forget it.

249
00:11:40,588 --> 00:11:41,569
You... You do it.
You do it.

250
00:11:41,669 --> 00:11:43,670
I’m not doing it.

251
00:11:45,191 --> 00:11:47,373
Okay.

252
00:11:47,473 --> 00:11:49,574
Yeah, right here.

253
00:11:49,674 --> 00:11:50,975
Yeah, I don’t know
if I can kill you, Jefe.

254
00:11:51,075 --> 00:11:52,896
I mean, what if the rift
thing doesn’t work?

255
00:11:52,996 --> 00:11:54,217
What? Now it's not gonna work?!

256
00:11:54,317 --> 00:11:55,618
I mean it could work.
It could not work.

257
00:11:55,718 --> 00:11:57,219
I don't know, man.
I'm new to this shit.

258
00:11:57,319 --> 00:11:58,540
All right, screw it.

259
00:11:58,640 --> 00:11:59,541
We’ll do it together.

260
00:11:59,641 --> 00:12:00,702
All right?

261
00:12:00,802 --> 00:12:01,782
On the count of three.

262
00:12:01,882 --> 00:12:02,783
<i>Ready?</i>

263
00:12:02,883 --> 00:12:04,884
[ gulps ]

264
00:12:06,525 --> 00:12:08,527
BOTH: One...

265
00:12:11,569 --> 00:12:13,570
two...

266
00:12:17,693 --> 00:12:19,274
two and a half --
Three!

267
00:12:19,374 --> 00:12:20,275
Oh, shit!

268
00:12:20,375 --> 00:12:21,796
Was that... three?

269
00:12:21,896 --> 00:12:23,897
Ohhhh!

270
00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:26,599
Oh!

271
00:12:26,699 --> 00:12:27,640
Oh shit!

272
00:12:27,740 --> 00:12:29,741
<i>Fuck!</i>
[ heartbeat ]

273
00:12:31,302 --> 00:12:33,304
Jefe!
[ heartbeat slows ]

274
00:12:34,184 --> 00:12:35,165
Ohhhh!

275
00:12:35,265 --> 00:12:36,886
[ heartbeat stops ]

276
00:12:36,986 --> 00:12:39,608
You just gimme a sign
and I'll be standing right here,

277
00:12:39,708 --> 00:12:41,789
ready to open this rift
as soon as possible!

278
00:12:50,075 --> 00:12:52,076
[ gasp ]

279
00:12:54,478 --> 00:12:57,020
That didn’t work for shit.

280
00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:59,421
Pablo, we gotta kill me again.

281
00:12:59,521 --> 00:13:01,643
And this time
we gotta do it right.

282
00:13:05,846 --> 00:13:08,127
That's probably good
and bad at the same time.

283
00:13:10,689 --> 00:13:12,690
Maybe I am in that dead place.

284
00:13:22,337 --> 00:13:24,338
Brandy?

285
00:13:30,662 --> 00:13:32,664
Sperm bank?

286
00:13:47,514 --> 00:13:49,775
<i>PABLO: Can’t believe</i>
<i>you killed yourself.</i>

287
00:13:49,875 --> 00:13:51,336
Well...

288
00:13:51,436 --> 00:13:52,937
sort of killed yourself.

289
00:13:53,037 --> 00:13:53,938
[ bang ]

290
00:13:54,038 --> 00:13:55,819
Oh!

291
00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:57,621
[ door creaks ]

292
00:13:57,721 --> 00:13:59,582
[ footsteps ]

293
00:13:59,682 --> 00:14:01,683
[ whispers ]
Did you hear that?

294
00:14:06,447 --> 00:14:07,747
Fuck!

295
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,069
Don’t go anywhere.

296
00:14:10,169 --> 00:14:12,170
♪

297
00:14:12,491 --> 00:14:14,492
Brandy?

298
00:14:16,253 --> 00:14:18,255
<i>Brandy?</i>

299
00:14:18,815 --> 00:14:20,816
Brandy?

300
00:14:22,257 --> 00:14:23,678
[ whispers ] Fuck.

301
00:14:23,778 --> 00:14:26,200
[ whimpering ]

302
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:29,242
So you’re saying
it’s hopeless?

303
00:14:29,342 --> 00:14:32,364
That everyone that lands here
gets taken by that thing?

304
00:14:32,464 --> 00:14:34,406
Most of ’em don’t
even fight it.

305
00:14:34,506 --> 00:14:37,368
But me and Dalton,
we figured, fuck it,

306
00:14:37,468 --> 00:14:39,369
might as well
go down swinging.

307
00:14:39,469 --> 00:14:41,470
[ bang ]
[ gasp ]

308
00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:45,633
[ doorknob jiggling ]

309
00:14:52,678 --> 00:14:55,420
This isn’t the outside
of the sperm bank.

310
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,421
<i>Ash?!</i>

311
00:14:57,521 --> 00:14:59,062
What the fuck?!

312
00:14:59,162 --> 00:15:00,503
Holy crap,
Pablo was right!

313
00:15:00,603 --> 00:15:02,024
Dad! You came back for us!

314
00:15:02,124 --> 00:15:03,545
Hell yeah, I did.

315
00:15:03,645 --> 00:15:06,267
I’m not gonna let evil
mess with our little family.

316
00:15:06,367 --> 00:15:08,028
That includes you too,
Kel-ster.

317
00:15:08,128 --> 00:15:09,429
Thanks.

318
00:15:09,529 --> 00:15:10,790
The jury’s out
on Darwin here.

319
00:15:10,890 --> 00:15:12,431
All for one and one for all.

320
00:15:12,531 --> 00:15:13,992
Oh for god sake, man!
Don't- don't do that.

321
00:15:14,092 --> 00:15:15,793
<i>BRANDY: Wait.</i>
<i>You- you got your hand back!</i>

322
00:15:15,893 --> 00:15:19,756
Oh yeah, it’s uh, it's kind of
weird how often that happens.

323
00:15:19,856 --> 00:15:22,158
You don’t look
thrilled, Kelly.

324
00:15:22,258 --> 00:15:24,119
Ash, I'm always
happy to see that

325
00:15:24,219 --> 00:15:26,401
indestructible blue shirt
come to the rescue,

326
00:15:26,501 --> 00:15:28,122
but dude,
if you're here,

327
00:15:28,222 --> 00:15:29,403
doesn’t that mean
you're dead too?

328
00:15:29,503 --> 00:15:31,004
Yeah.

329
00:15:31,104 --> 00:15:32,565
Kandarian dagger
right in the pump.

330
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,046
Ruby killed you too?

331
00:15:34,146 --> 00:15:35,047
Nah. That was all me.

332
00:15:35,147 --> 00:15:36,367
What?

333
00:15:36,467 --> 00:15:38,209
You killed yourself
to get here?

334
00:15:38,309 --> 00:15:40,490
Dude, are you out
of your fucking mind?!

335
00:15:40,590 --> 00:15:42,411
Yes, I would be if
I didn’t have a plan.

336
00:15:42,511 --> 00:15:44,413
You have a plan.

337
00:15:44,513 --> 00:15:46,514
Well...

338
00:15:46,914 --> 00:15:49,376
an idea of a plan.

339
00:15:49,476 --> 00:15:51,818
[ groans and growls ]

340
00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:53,919
[ panting ]

341
00:16:06,288 --> 00:16:08,289
<i>Brandy?</i>

342
00:16:09,650 --> 00:16:11,651
Brandy?

343
00:16:13,893 --> 00:16:15,894
[ whispers ]
Are you up here?

344
00:16:17,975 --> 00:16:19,977
Brandy?
[ clanging ]

345
00:16:25,461 --> 00:16:27,462
[ whispers ] Fuck.

346
00:16:32,946 --> 00:16:34,947
[ light flickering ]

347
00:16:42,272 --> 00:16:44,273
[ creaking ]

348
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,339
[ saw buzzes ]

349
00:16:53,439 --> 00:16:54,941
[ saw stops ]

350
00:16:55,041 --> 00:16:56,982
VOICE: Slash prices!

351
00:16:57,082 --> 00:16:59,083
[ screams ]

352
00:17:01,085 --> 00:17:02,506
[ screech ]

353
00:17:02,606 --> 00:17:04,667
Ready to die, asshole?

354
00:17:04,767 --> 00:17:05,668
You’re not Brandy!

355
00:17:05,768 --> 00:17:06,909
Good eye.

356
00:17:07,009 --> 00:17:09,010
Maybe I’ll eat that first!

357
00:17:09,650 --> 00:17:11,652
[ grunting ]

358
00:17:13,253 --> 00:17:15,254
[ screams ]

359
00:17:19,577 --> 00:17:21,578
[ yells ]

360
00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:27,262
[ grunts ]

361
00:17:36,068 --> 00:17:38,930
[ chittering noise ]

362
00:17:39,030 --> 00:17:42,172
Okay, we just gotta get
to that cellar in one piece.

363
00:17:42,272 --> 00:17:44,574
Then if Pablo has done
his Especial thing right,

364
00:17:44,674 --> 00:17:45,575
we just jump
through the rift,

365
00:17:45,675 --> 00:17:47,176
get our bodies out of hock.

366
00:17:47,276 --> 00:17:49,377
<i>Getting past that thing</i>
<i>won’t be easy.</i>

367
00:17:49,477 --> 00:17:51,339
You open a door here, you have
no idea where you might come
out.

368
00:17:51,439 --> 00:17:52,700
It’s cellar or bust,
you understand?

369
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:53,900
<i>Kelly.</i>

370
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:54,901
Brandy. You ready?

371
00:17:55,001 --> 00:17:56,582
Let’s go home, Dad.

372
00:17:56,682 --> 00:17:58,684
Okay, follow me.

373
00:18:03,647 --> 00:18:04,708
Uh, careful.

374
00:18:04,808 --> 00:18:06,809
The floor might
be a little sticky.

375
00:18:08,971 --> 00:18:12,393
Okay, last time this door
went right to the cellar,

376
00:18:12,493 --> 00:18:14,854
so get ready for some
big time rift action.

377
00:18:20,658 --> 00:18:21,759
Really?

378
00:18:21,859 --> 00:18:23,861
Here?

379
00:18:28,504 --> 00:18:30,845
Well, at least we’re close.

380
00:18:30,945 --> 00:18:32,366
[ rumbling ]

381
00:18:32,466 --> 00:18:34,128
[ gasp ]

382
00:18:34,228 --> 00:18:35,969
No!

383
00:18:36,069 --> 00:18:37,410
Oh no...

384
00:18:37,510 --> 00:18:39,891
those bastards
killed the classic too?

385
00:18:39,991 --> 00:18:42,493
I say we rush that
soul-sucker piece of shit.

386
00:18:42,593 --> 00:18:43,494
<i>It can’t take</i>
<i>us all down.</i>

387
00:18:43,594 --> 00:18:44,535
No.

388
00:18:44,635 --> 00:18:46,056
I’ll create a distraction.

389
00:18:46,156 --> 00:18:47,737
When it comes after me,
you three haul ass.

390
00:18:47,837 --> 00:18:48,818
Dad, no!

391
00:18:48,918 --> 00:18:49,818
<i>I’ll do it.</i>

392
00:18:49,918 --> 00:18:51,459
What?

393
00:18:51,559 --> 00:18:53,701
Save Kelly and your daughter,
Ash Williams.

394
00:18:53,801 --> 00:18:56,263
And when you send that
bitch Ruby to hell,

395
00:18:56,363 --> 00:18:58,464
tell her I’ll be waiting.

396
00:18:58,564 --> 00:19:00,565
Hey, Dalton,
you don’t have to...

397
00:19:02,847 --> 00:19:04,828
Dalton?

398
00:19:04,928 --> 00:19:05,909
Dalton wait!

399
00:19:06,009 --> 00:19:07,470
Hey!

400
00:19:07,570 --> 00:19:09,311
Over here!

401
00:19:09,411 --> 00:19:11,033
Hey!

402
00:19:11,133 --> 00:19:13,874
Come on you clicky
son of a bitch!

403
00:19:13,974 --> 00:19:15,676
Screw you mother fucker!

404
00:19:15,776 --> 00:19:17,317
<i>Come on!</i>

405
00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:19,418
<i>Come get some!</i>

406
00:19:19,938 --> 00:19:21,480
Alright. Alright.

407
00:19:21,580 --> 00:19:23,161
What the hell are you doing?

408
00:19:23,261 --> 00:19:25,282
This sweet baby has
bailed me out of more jams

409
00:19:25,382 --> 00:19:27,083
than a fistful of lube
on a Saturday night.

410
00:19:27,183 --> 00:19:28,324
What are you waiting for?!

411
00:19:28,424 --> 00:19:30,085
<i>I'm just gonna</i>
<i>shove this thing</i>

412
00:19:30,185 --> 00:19:31,927
right through that
soul sucker and into the store.

413
00:19:32,027 --> 00:19:33,488
Ha ha ha!
<i>What are you waiting</i>
<i>for mother fucker?!</i>

414
00:19:33,588 --> 00:19:34,488
Ash it’s not gonna work.

415
00:19:34,588 --> 00:19:35,849
Nothing works
down here.

416
00:19:35,949 --> 00:19:37,931
Right, ’cause we’re dead.
I got it.

417
00:19:38,031 --> 00:19:39,452
We’re not so dead
that we can’t try.

418
00:19:39,552 --> 00:19:41,553
♪

419
00:19:42,073 --> 00:19:44,075
Oh, that’s not good.

420
00:19:44,875 --> 00:19:47,297
Come on baby,
come on baby!

421
00:19:47,397 --> 00:19:49,398
Shit!

422
00:19:50,599 --> 00:19:53,421
Hey! Over here you psychotic
son of a bitch.

423
00:19:53,521 --> 00:19:55,503
You want some of this?

424
00:19:55,603 --> 00:19:57,744
Come and get it!

425
00:19:57,844 --> 00:19:59,845
Dalton!

426
00:20:01,006 --> 00:20:03,008
No! Dalton!

427
00:20:04,609 --> 00:20:06,610
Go fuck yourself!

428
00:20:07,851 --> 00:20:08,752
[ yells ]

429
00:20:08,852 --> 00:20:10,473
Dalton!

430
00:20:10,573 --> 00:20:13,515
Fuck! Fuck!

431
00:20:13,615 --> 00:20:15,476
You were assembled
in Livonia, Michigan.

432
00:20:15,576 --> 00:20:16,477
You can do this!

433
00:20:16,577 --> 00:20:17,958
[ engine sputtering ]

434
00:20:18,058 --> 00:20:20,059
Come on, baby! Come on!

435
00:20:22,060 --> 00:20:23,962
<i>Oh, great.</i>

436
00:20:24,062 --> 00:20:26,323
I’m gonna be buried
in this boner mobile!

437
00:20:26,423 --> 00:20:28,085
At least we’ll die together.

438
00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:29,726
Did you hear what I said?

439
00:20:29,826 --> 00:20:31,367
Evil is not the boss of us!

440
00:20:31,467 --> 00:20:32,768
[ engine starts ]

441
00:20:32,868 --> 00:20:34,209
Whoa!
Whoa!

442
00:20:34,309 --> 00:20:35,530
[ engine revs ]
Whoa!

443
00:20:35,630 --> 00:20:36,931
Hang on!

444
00:20:37,031 --> 00:20:39,032
[ screams ]

445
00:20:46,397 --> 00:20:48,398
[ distant clanging ]

446
00:20:53,242 --> 00:20:55,263
[ music playing ]

447
00:20:55,363 --> 00:20:56,664
[ rumbling ]

448
00:20:56,764 --> 00:20:59,246
<i>♪ Learn how to dance</i>
<i>motherfucker ♪</i>

449
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,930
Yeah!

450
00:21:06,370 --> 00:21:08,272
[ engine revs ]

451
00:21:08,372 --> 00:21:09,312
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

452
00:21:09,412 --> 00:21:11,414
Okay, ladies, buckle up.

453
00:21:12,495 --> 00:21:14,276
<i>♪ And I'm seeing pretty good ♪</i>

454
00:21:14,376 --> 00:21:16,277
<i>♪ And I just thought I could ♪</i>

455
00:21:16,377 --> 00:21:18,699
<i>♪ Go crazy, now baby ♪</i>

456
00:21:19,980 --> 00:21:22,802
<i>♪ 'Cause we all gotta do it ♪</i>

457
00:21:22,902 --> 00:21:24,903
<i>♪ Got me crazy, now baby ♪</i>

458
00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:28,926
<i>♪ ♪</i>

459
00:21:29,026 --> 00:21:31,027
Last stop. Shake a leg!

460
00:21:31,988 --> 00:21:34,490
Well, your Knight buddy sure
came through when it mattered.

461
00:21:34,590 --> 00:21:38,332
Yeah, I just hope
it was worth it.

462
00:21:38,432 --> 00:21:40,093
Where’s the rift?

463
00:21:40,193 --> 00:21:42,195
Pablo,
you had one job!

464
00:21:48,559 --> 00:21:50,060
Uh-hm.

465
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:52,482
Looking for someone
Brujo Boy?

466
00:21:53,402 --> 00:21:55,404
[ growls ]

467
00:21:56,444 --> 00:21:58,446
[ yells ]

468
00:22:01,528 --> 00:22:03,529
[ grunts ]

469
00:22:05,771 --> 00:22:07,772
[ yelling ]

470
00:22:18,899 --> 00:22:22,342
It's Brujo Especial, bitch.

471
00:22:25,144 --> 00:22:26,445
<i>ASH'S VOICE: Please...</i>

472
00:22:26,545 --> 00:22:28,686
Break it... Pablo... One...

473
00:22:28,786 --> 00:22:30,047
You had one job!

474
00:22:30,147 --> 00:22:31,208
Pablo...

475
00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:33,309
Jefe.

476
00:22:33,790 --> 00:22:36,151
Come on, Pablo,
do your thing!

477
00:22:43,116 --> 00:22:45,117
I hope this works.

478
00:22:46,638 --> 00:22:48,640
[ rumbling ]

479
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:50,741
Guru...

480
00:22:50,841 --> 00:22:53,343
[ wind howling ]

481
00:22:53,443 --> 00:22:55,444
That’s my Pablo.

482
00:22:59,727 --> 00:23:01,728
Fuck!

483
00:23:06,131 --> 00:23:07,753
Kelly, what’s the matter?

484
00:23:07,853 --> 00:23:09,394
<i>This is no time</i>
<i>to dawdle.</i>

485
00:23:09,494 --> 00:23:13,116
Something’s keeping me
from coming through!

486
00:23:13,216 --> 00:23:15,218
What--

487
00:23:19,741 --> 00:23:21,742
Bye Ash.

488
00:23:35,711 --> 00:23:37,713
<i>Jefe?</i>

489
00:23:43,357 --> 00:23:45,418
It didn’t work.

490
00:23:45,518 --> 00:23:47,179
Jefe...

491
00:23:47,279 --> 00:23:49,281
Oh, shit!

492
00:23:51,562 --> 00:23:54,784
Pablo, you look like shit.

493
00:23:54,884 --> 00:23:56,866
Welcome back!

494
00:23:56,966 --> 00:23:58,967
You made it through!

495
00:24:01,809 --> 00:24:03,230
Yeah.

496
00:24:03,330 --> 00:24:05,331
Most of me, anyway.

497
00:24:07,013 --> 00:24:08,233
Where’s Brandy.

498
00:24:08,333 --> 00:24:09,795
Yeah, about that.

499
00:24:09,895 --> 00:24:11,916
You don't actually remember
checking in that bag

500
00:24:12,016 --> 00:24:13,797
to see if it was her body
you brought down here, do you?

501
00:24:13,897 --> 00:24:15,598
Oh, God!

502
00:24:15,698 --> 00:24:17,700
I didn’t think so.

503
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:20,502
Little help here??

504
00:24:21,542 --> 00:24:22,603
Get me out of this thing,
please!!

505
00:24:22,703 --> 00:24:24,705
We’re coming,
we’re coming.

506
00:24:25,505 --> 00:24:27,767
[ gasps ]

507
00:24:27,867 --> 00:24:29,368
Dad?

508
00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:31,369
Oh my God,
you did it!

509
00:24:31,469 --> 00:24:33,470
I guess so kiddo.

510
00:24:36,352 --> 00:24:38,354
Come on.

511
00:24:38,754 --> 00:24:41,816
Okay, one problem solved,
two to go.

512
00:24:41,916 --> 00:24:43,918
Kelly?

513
00:24:44,478 --> 00:24:46,479
She’s still down there.

514
00:24:48,681 --> 00:24:51,403
Ghostbeaters never
leave a man behind.

515
00:24:57,567 --> 00:24:58,988
[ struggling ]

516
00:24:59,088 --> 00:25:00,589
Ruby what are you doing?

517
00:25:00,689 --> 00:25:02,670
We are fucked.

518
00:25:02,770 --> 00:25:04,271
When the Dark Ones arrive,

519
00:25:04,371 --> 00:25:08,074
their vengeance
will be merciless.

520
00:25:08,174 --> 00:25:09,795
We betrayed them Ruby.

521
00:25:09,895 --> 00:25:11,836
<i>Left them trapped</i>
<i>all this time.</i>

522
00:25:11,936 --> 00:25:14,258
<i>They will destroy us.</i>

523
00:25:17,900 --> 00:25:19,902
What’s that?

524
00:25:21,543 --> 00:25:23,544
One of the Knights.

525
00:25:23,865 --> 00:25:25,866
She was watching the house.

526
00:25:27,187 --> 00:25:30,009
Ash must have told her
where to find us.

527
00:25:30,109 --> 00:25:32,090
Fuck you, demon!

528
00:25:32,190 --> 00:25:33,971
<i>Mm, she is a feisty one.</i>

529
00:25:34,071 --> 00:25:36,493
You are a
persistent bunch.

530
00:25:36,593 --> 00:25:40,216
Mulier daemonium de igne.

531
00:25:40,316 --> 00:25:42,317
Florence Latin.

532
00:25:45,319 --> 00:25:47,621
Kaya, I know what to do.

533
00:25:47,721 --> 00:25:50,182
Kaya?!

534
00:25:50,282 --> 00:25:52,424
<i>The traitor!</i>

535
00:25:52,524 --> 00:25:54,625
<i>How could you do this to us?</i>

536
00:25:54,725 --> 00:25:56,186
To mankind?

537
00:25:56,286 --> 00:25:58,288
What did she promise--

538
00:26:00,569 --> 00:26:02,231
What are you going
to do to me!?

539
00:26:02,331 --> 00:26:04,332
Relax.

540
00:26:08,535 --> 00:26:10,536
You’re gonna help us
re-write our destiny.

541
00:26:13,458 --> 00:26:15,039
<i>♪ Dirty deeds ♪</i>

542
00:26:15,139 --> 00:26:16,800
<i>♪ Done dirt cheap ♪</i>

543
00:26:16,900 --> 00:26:18,642
<i>♪ Dirty deeds ♪</i>

544
00:26:18,742 --> 00:26:20,363
<i>♪ Done dirt cheap ♪</i>

545
00:26:20,463 --> 00:26:22,244
<i>♪ Dirty deeds ♪</i>

546
00:26:22,344 --> 00:26:24,045
<i>♪ Done dirt cheap ♪</i>

547
00:26:24,145 --> 00:26:27,488
<i>♪ Dirty deeds and</i>
<i>they're done dirt cheap ♪</i>

548
00:26:27,588 --> 00:26:31,250
<i>♪ Dirty deeds and</i>
<i>they're done dirt cheap ♪</i>

549
00:26:31,350 --> 00:26:34,112
<i>♪ Oh yeah! ♪</i>

550
00:26:58,969 --> 00:27:03,592
<i>♪ You got a lady</i>
<i>and you want her gone ♪</i>

551
00:27:03,692 --> 00:27:05,733
<i>♪ But you ain't got</i>
<i>the guts ♪♪♪</i>


